Don't lose your fucking keys.

Get a fucking keychain


I bought four of these fuckers and Tigger pestered me until I gave him one.

Winnie The Pooh

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Ralph Wiggum

These keychains are guaranteed to offend your mother.

Sigmund Freud

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Mickey Mouse

Fucking keychains? Why not Zoidberg?

Dr. Zoidberg

Fuck. Shit. Cock. Cunt. Bitch.

Profanity for the whole family.